“Tag your Tots” immediately makes you think about putting labels on your tater tots at Burger King. Instead this deceitful title is referring to a new program that law enforcers have created “keeping your children safe.” This plan makes finding your child, after being kidnapped, much easier and efficient.
The State Fair is loaded with creeps, people ready to eat your “tots.” Law enforcers can now easily return children to their parents after they left their poor children alone at the State Fair. Why would any family want to leave their child at the State Fair? To get kidnapped, duh.
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