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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Fernanda F. On The Baby Saved By Disposable Diapers

          Disposable Diaper Saves Baby!

A diaper saved a 2 month old baby's life! While his parents were in the living room looking the other way, this baby crawled out of his crib, out of his room, onto the couch (in the living room), and jumped through the window.

After this happened he caught onto one of the 100 sharpened and very dangerous spikes on the side of the apartment wall. Then his diaper opened and the baby slowly fell down ten stories down, and onto the ground like an angel.

“It was an incredible miracle” says the officer, who was just down the block eating doughnuts when the incident happened. “I don’t understand why we’re not ALL wearing these diapers to save us from anything,” he said. “Why didn’t we think of this sooner?” The U.S. president said with anger. “I don’t know why, but I could’ve used this at the war in Iraq!”


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