Sage's AWESOME satire on Sarah Palin....

Today, just hours ago, Sarah Palin confessed to something so unreal, many people are still in denial. So shocking, that some have committed suicide. So incredible, that the smartest man on earth, George W. Bush, even had a hard time taking in the news. Wait, it has just been brought to my attention that George W. Bush is actually a chimpanzee, so scratch the last comment about him being the smartest of mankind. So incredible, that the smartest chimpanzee on earth, George W. Bush, even had a hard time taking in the news. During her final speech on November 21st, after the presidency was given to Barack Obama, Sarah Palin confessed to being a man.

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