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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

A Take On Twilight by Valeria

Hey Yalana, you'd never guess what! I just saw the newest trailer for Twilight and I am just like very very unhappy.
Grrr! Seriously, did they not know that Edward Cullen was supposed to be utterly gorgeous? That guy (Señor McUglyFace) looks like a Señor McUglyFace!
Seriously, don't you think they should have gotten a handsome random guy instead of someone who was already in a like BIG movie you know?
Harry Potter is what is was called. Well Mallory and I were thinking of going to the midnight showing like during the summer but now, I'm just like
"No." GAH! This kind of stuff gets me so mad!
(Hey my tummy is hurting A LOT right now L) Like well, he has a sort of Birtish accent right? Cuz, HP is British right?
Well anyways, I'm pretty sure that Edward is not British, then again since he lives forever he could like go to England live there for a while and learn to have an accent.
That just isn't a possibillity.
And Bella! WTFP (flip phone, good language is keyJ)? I imagined her so different from the book's description!
I bet everyone else who read this book thought of her differently too.
And watching the trailer she does a horrible impersonation of Bella.
Yes I guess it's hard to make an impersonation of someone who isn't a person, but the characteristics are written in black and white.
Unless you got a book where the words are color, different colors, then they'd be written in colors and more colors.
And dude, have you read Breaking Dawn? Seriously, Stephanie Meyer is putting this stuff out, as in the book and movie, and they are just crap.
Like (ok I know I'm making a lot of referalls to HP but hey I'm a nerd) in HP#5 it like didn't go along with the story at all.
This is just going to be like the book, something people are gonna stay up till 12 a.m. to get then just be uber disappointed.

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